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Why did the shoe go to therapy?Because it had too many laces to untangle! Why don’t sneakers ever get tired?Because they always have good soles! What did one shoe say to the other shoe?"Stop following me, you're making me feel laced in!" Why was the sandal so bad at making decisions?Because it always flip-flopped! What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?Sneakers! Why did the shoelaces break up?Because they just couldn’t tie the knot! Why don’t shoes ever tell secrets?Because they don’t want to get tongue-tied! Why do shoes make terrible stand-up comedians?Because their jokes always fall flat! What do you call a dinosaur wearing shoes?A Triceraboot! Why did the dad wear his old sneakers to the fancy party?Because he wanted...

Why did the dad wear a floral jacket to the fashion show?Because he wanted to bloom where he was planted! What did the bright green shirt say to the blue jacket?"You’re looking sew good, let’s button up and go out!" Why did the dad love his yellow pocket so much?Because it was the highlight of his outfit! What do you call a dad who wears mismatched colors like orange and blue?A hue-ge fashion icon! Why was the dad’s jacket covered in flowers?Because he wanted to wear something petal-ing to the eye! How does a dad pick his outfits?He just sews what happens and hopes for the best! Why did the dad wear such a loud outfit?Because he wanted to be...