Dad Jokes on Fashion
Why did the belt go to jail? It was holding up a pair of pants. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. Why did the shoe go to the therapist? It had a sole-searching problem. What do you call a fashionable dinosaur? A dino-sore. Why did the fashion designer carry a ladder? To reach new heights in fashion. What did the hat say to the shoes? "You go on ahead, I'll stay here and cover up." Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve. What do you call a stylish snowman? A chill-dren's fashion icon. Why did the scarf start a fight? It was fed...