Dad Jokes About Shoes

Why did the shoe go to therapy?
Because it had too many laces to untangle!

Why don’t sneakers ever get tired?
Because they always have good soles!

What did one shoe say to the other shoe?
"Stop following me, you're making me feel laced in!"

Why was the sandal so bad at making decisions?
Because it always flip-flopped!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!

Why did the shoelaces break up?
Because they just couldn’t tie the knot!

Why don’t shoes ever tell secrets?
Because they don’t want to get tongue-tied!

Why do shoes make terrible stand-up comedians?
Because their jokes always fall flat!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing shoes?
A Triceraboot!

Why did the dad wear his old sneakers to the fancy party?
Because he wanted to kick it up a notch!

Why did the shoe get promoted?
Because it was a step ahead of everyone else!

What kind of shoes do electricians wear?
Shock-absorbers!

Why don’t shoes ever get lost?
Because they always stick to their soles!

Why did the shoemaker go to jail?
Because he was framed! (Get it? Shoe frame?)

What’s a shoe’s favorite type of music?
Sole music!

Why did the flip-flop break up with the sandal?
It just couldn’t handle the pressure!

How do shoes say goodbye?
They give each other a soleful farewell!

Why did the dad put his shoes in the freezer?
Because he wanted to chill his heels!

What do you call a shoe that likes to dance?
A tap shoe!

Why did the running shoe go to school?
Because it wanted to be a sneakerhead!