Why did the dad wear a floral jacket to the fashion show?
Because he wanted to bloom where he was planted!
What did the bright green shirt say to the blue jacket?
"You’re looking sew good, let’s button up and go out!"
Why did the dad love his yellow pocket so much?
Because it was the highlight of his outfit!
What do you call a dad who wears mismatched colors like orange and blue?
A hue-ge fashion icon!
Why was the dad’s jacket covered in flowers?
Because he wanted to wear something petal-ing to the eye!
How does a dad pick his outfits?
He just sews what happens and hopes for the best!
Why did the dad wear such a loud outfit?
Because he wanted to be the pattern of attention!
What did the dad say when his kid asked about his fashion sense?
"I’m stitching to my own style, kiddo!"
Why did the belt go to jail?
It was holding up a pair of pants.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the shoe go to the therapist?
It had a sole-searching problem.
What do you call a fashionable dinosaur?
A dino-sore.
Why did the fashion designer carry a ladder?
To reach new heights in fashion.
What did the hat say to the shoes?
"You go on ahead, I'll stay here and cover up."
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems to solve.
What do you call a stylish snowman?
A chill-dren's fashion icon.
Why did the scarf start a fight?
It was fed up with being wrapped around all the time.
How do you organize a fashion show in space?
You planet.
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