- Why did the belt go to jail? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- Why did the shoe go to the therapist? It had a sole-searching problem.
- What do you call a fashionable dinosaur? A dino-sore.
- Why did the fashion designer carry a ladder? To reach new heights in fashion.
- What did the hat say to the shoes? "You go on ahead, I'll stay here and cover up."
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve.
- What do you call a stylish snowman? A chill-dren's fashion icon.
- Why did the scarf start a fight? It was fed up with being wrapped around all the time.
- How do you organize a fashion show in space? You planet.
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