Dad Jokes About Shoes
Why did the shoe go to therapy?Because it had too many laces to untangle! Why don’t sneakers ever get tired?Because they always have good soles! What did one shoe say to the other shoe?"Stop following me, you're making me feel laced in!" Why was the sandal so bad at making decisions?Because it always flip-flopped! What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?Sneakers! Why did the shoelaces break up?Because they just couldn’t tie the knot! Why don’t shoes ever tell secrets?Because they don’t want to get tongue-tied! Why do shoes make terrible stand-up comedians?Because their jokes always fall flat! What do you call a dinosaur wearing shoes?A Triceraboot! Why did the dad wear his old sneakers to the fancy party?Because he wanted...