Fashion Jokes for Summer
Why did the flip-flops go to therapy? Because they had too many unresolved sole issues! What do you call a dinosaur in a summer outfit? A "Stylo-saurus"! Why don’t summer dresses ever get lost? Because they always know how to keep it breezy! How do shorts greet each other? "Long time no see!" Why did the sunglasses break up? They just couldn't see eye to eye. What's a fashionista's favorite summertime vegetable? A "snap pea"! Why did the tank top get promoted? Because it was always overachieving! What did the beach hat say to the sunscreen? "You’re such a lifesaver!" Why was the scarf jealous of the swimsuit? Because it was getting all the tan-tastic attention! How do you compliment...