Why did the flip-flops go to therapy?
- Because they had too many unresolved sole issues!
What do you call a dinosaur in a summer outfit?
- A "Stylo-saurus"!
Why don’t summer dresses ever get lost?
- Because they always know how to keep it breezy!
How do shorts greet each other?
- "Long time no see!"
Why did the sunglasses break up?
- They just couldn't see eye to eye.
What's a fashionista's favorite summertime vegetable?
- A "snap pea"!
Why did the tank top get promoted?
- Because it was always overachieving!
What did the beach hat say to the sunscreen?
- "You’re such a lifesaver!"
Why was the scarf jealous of the swimsuit?
- Because it was getting all the tan-tastic attention!
How do you compliment someone’s summer outfit?
- "You’re looking flip-flop-tastic!"
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