Dad Jokes About Sneakers
1. Why did the sneaker break up with the boot?Because it needed some "space to breathe." 2. Why do sneakers make such bad politicians?They always flip-flop! 3. What kind of sneakers do comedians wear?Stand-up shoes! 4. Why did the sneaker get promoted?Because it was always “a step ahead” of the rest. 5. Why don’t sneakers make good dancers?They have two left feet! 6. Why do sneakers always tell the truth?Because they can't "fake their sole." 7. What did one sneaker say to its partner?"We’re sole mates!" 8. Why are sneakers so good at keeping secrets?Because they always "tie things up" tight. 9. How do sneakers feel about fashion trends?They just "go with the flow" – as long as they’re laced...